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Bobby Bonilla: fixed income investor

Should some person have said, “No, paying a 72 year old man over a million dollars to have avoided playing baseball for you is in fact abnormal, and I am going to look into what feature of the Mets financing makes this possible”?

Jackson Pollock on Your Bathroom Wall

Most men have likely found themselves using a restroom while wearing sandals; the mundaneness of this act is frequently shattered by a horrifying realization that you can feel tiny droplets hitting your feet. As...

Mat Fraser lifts like a girl

Some very athletic women and men are set to compete at the 2019 CrossFit games in a multi-day, multi-event, international fitness competition. The most fittest of all will lay claim to the enviable title of Fittest on Earth…

Weightlifting GOATs

The super heavyweight class of weightlifters “…is comprised of the ones that seem to develop a psychological dependence on ingesting great amounts of food. They usually comment that they do not feel strong unless...