When are you animals going to let me buy some toilet paper?
A sobering calculation in these trying times.
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Deathcross in the time of coronavirus
At the time of writing, the S&P 500 index is 26.7% below its all time high. Time to check on our old friend Deathcross.
…missed it by half a finger.
Have you ever looked at your hands? Like, really looked closely at them when you grab a barbell?
A brief history of contrived records, part 2
Hold my sword. Me and this mustache are going to do something worth writing down. (Olaf Rye, probably)
A brief history of contrived records, Part 1
And even if they say it’s not a world record, I have broken a barrier. Which makes a difference in human life, in a human family. (Eliud Kipchoge)
Bobby Bonilla: fixed income investor
Should some person have said, “No, paying a 72 year old man over a million dollars to have avoided playing baseball for you is in fact abnormal, and I am going to look into what feature of the Mets financing makes this possible”?
The generalized death cross: 44,701 exciting ways to lose money!
Only liars manage to always be out of the market during bad times and in during good times. (Burton Malkiel)
Jackson Pollock on Your Bathroom Wall
Most men have likely found themselves using a restroom while wearing sandals; the mundaneness of this act is frequently shattered by a horrifying realization that you can feel tiny droplets hitting your feet. As...
Mat Fraser lifts like a girl
Some very athletic women and men are set to compete at the 2019 CrossFit games in a multi-day, multi-event, international fitness competition. The most fittest of all will lay claim to the enviable title of Fittest on Earth…
Le Tour de France Speed Spiral
The 106th edition of the Tour de France began Saturday July 7, with 176 riders lining up to contest the crown jewel of cycling…